Good idea, poor execution
You were going for the "I wanna be the guy feel" and you sorta got the feel, but not the essence. The controls are very loose, hit detection is pretty unforgiving, and often unfair, music choice is obnoxious at best, art design just seems lazy (gradient spikes get old fast)... A game like this deserves top notch hit detection, and a tight control scheme in the very least.
Oh and don't just say "LOLOLOL THATS WHAT WE WANTED YOU TO SAY TROLLED" like you did in your update.
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