Nicely done.

The animation was pretty consistent, I don't know if pixels were the best choice on this, but none the less, it was funny and kept my interest.

Good idea, poor execution

You were going for the "I wanna be the guy feel" and you sorta got the feel, but not the essence. The controls are very loose, hit detection is pretty unforgiving, and often unfair, music choice is obnoxious at best, art design just seems lazy (gradient spikes get old fast)... A game like this deserves top notch hit detection, and a tight control scheme in the very least.
Oh and don't just say "LOLOLOL THATS WHAT WE WANTED YOU TO SAY TROLLED" like you did in your update.

I agree with what you say about the rectangle shape; not a whole lot of interesting stuff about rectangles.I love the effect that it gives off though, like it's being stretched through space.

Great Composition

This shows great knowledge of art... Amazing composition, nice use of colors... How bout you make something thats not frontpaged?